twenty questions with a coinTwenty Questions with a coin II

Due to popular demand (and because it's an easy way to fill up a Monday update) I'm going to do another 20 Questions with a penny! Say hello, penny!

Heads (Hi!)

1. Okay, then. Is it animal?

Tails (No.)

2. Is it vegetable?

Heads (Yes.)

3. Is it alive?

Tails (No.)

4. Is it edible?

Heads (Yes.)

5. Is it cooked?

Tails (No.)

6. Is it a fruit?

Heads (Yes.)

7. Does it grow on a tree?

Heads (Yes.)

8. Is it grown in tropical climates?

Heads (Yes.)

9. Is it citrus?

Heads (Yes.)

10. Is it bigger than a lemon?

Heads (Yes.)

11. Is it a grapefruit?

Heads (Yes.)

12. Is it whole?

Heads (Yes.)

13. Well. Hm. That was easy. Anything else I need to know?

Heads (Yes.)

14. Ah. Well then. Is there some other agent in the picture, then?

Tails (No.)

15. Is the grapefruit doing something irregular or amusing?

Heads (Yes.)

16. Am I going to have to anthropomorphize it?

Heads (Yes.)

17. Is this anthropomorphized grapefruit.... headed for comedic disaster?

Heads (Yes.)

18. Ah good. About to be juiced, perhaps?

Tails (No.)

19. Oh. Um. Better make this quick, we've only got two questions left. Um. No other agents in the picture, yet the grapefruit is headed for comedic disaster.... he's whole.... um... is the disaster un-grapefruit-like?

Tails (No.)

20. Well, what sort of disaster does a whole grapefruit get into, other than being juiced? Is it some sort of rot or decay?

Tails (No.)

Agh. You suck, penny.

Tails (Up yours.)

Grapefruit
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