Okay, today's coin comes to us from Finland, it's a mid-size golden-coloured half-Euro coin, featuring a lion trampling on a scimitar, and Europe exploding along national boundaries. I'll just assume the lion is heads, here...

Hello, half-Euro!

(Tails) ...

I said, Hello half-Euro!

(Tails) Right, right, whatever.

Oh, goodie.
1) Is it animal?

(Heads) Yeah.

2) Is it human?

(Tails) No.

3) Is it alive?

(Tails) No.

4) Is it edible?

(Tails) No.

5) Is it wearable?

(Tails) No.

6) Is it mammalian in origin?

(Heads) Yes.

7) Is it bone?

(Heads) Yes.

8) Is it all in one piece?

(Tails) No.

9) Is it a skeleton?

(Heads) Yes.

10) Is it bigger than a breadbox?

(Heads) Yes.

11) Is it the skeleton of some domesticated animal?

(Heads) Yes.

12) Bovine or equine?

(Heads) Yes.

13) Bovine?

(Heads) Yes.

14) Adult?

(Tails) No.

So a calf skeleton, then.
15) Fetal?

(Tails) No.

16) Anything else I need to know?

(Tails) No.

Well... very good. Very efficient. I'll... er... I'll get right on that. Thank you, half-Euro.

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