Okay, today's coin comes to us from Finland, it's a mid-size golden-coloured half-Euro coin, featuring a lion trampling on a scimitar, and Europe exploding along national boundaries. I'll just assume the lion is heads, here...
Hello, half-Euro!
(Tails) ...
I said, Hello half-Euro!
(Tails) Right, right, whatever.
Oh, goodie.
1) Is it animal?
(Heads) Yeah.
2) Is it human?
(Tails) No.
3) Is it alive?
(Tails) No.
4) Is it edible?
(Tails) No.
5) Is it wearable?
(Tails) No.
6) Is it mammalian in origin?
(Heads) Yes.
7) Is it bone?
(Heads) Yes.
8) Is it all in one piece?
(Tails) No.
9) Is it a skeleton?
(Heads) Yes.
10) Is it bigger than a breadbox?
(Heads) Yes.
11) Is it the skeleton of some domesticated animal?
(Heads) Yes.
12) Bovine or equine?
(Heads) Yes.
13) Bovine?
(Heads) Yes.
14) Adult?
(Tails) No.
So a calf skeleton, then.
15) Fetal?
(Tails) No.
16) Anything else I need to know?
(Tails) No.
Well... very good. Very efficient. I'll... er... I'll get right on that. Thank you, half-Euro.
(Tails) ...
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