It's finally done.

My first novel, bang, is complete and ready for sale. Fair warning, now - this book is brief, intense, and violent. If it were a movie, it'd be rated a very strong R and the poster would feature blood and explosions.

My mother is not allowed to read it under any circumstances.

But yeah, all the rest of you, if you're over 18, please go grab a copy. It's only about ten bucks, which is not bad for three years' work. You can click anywhere on this sentence to be directed to a page where you can buy it, and it should be showing up properly on Amazon soon.