Tailsteak's 34th birthday contest!

[themonesterman]

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[themonesterman]

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[quoting_mungo]

So. A THING HAPPENED. After reading the "not done before" line it lodged in my brain and blankly refused to not be drawn, so now it's definitely a thing, and I suddenly find myself with a forum account as a result.

In order to view the thing, you can click this handy link, here:
http://vixenscratch-nsfw.tumblr.com/pos ... r-soup-and
Contains sex (well duh!), a lion suit, and a nymphomanic blonde (no idea who that might be).

[Tailsteak]

Oh man, that's awesome.

[bargamer]

Carol and/or Nicole (dressed up as Foozles/catgirl/bunnygirl optional) guiding Gina (blushing bride optional) into womanhood.

[Apteryx]

I've been remembering my dreams a lot more often, recently; possibly because the cats have decided that "40 minutes before sunrise" is an optimal time to nudge me for food.

This is why I remember the sexual "Leftover Soup"-themed dream I had the night before I read about the contest. (Well, 'night'. Sleep cycle.)

It was... disturbing. And my memory of it is incomplete (well, it's possible the missing details never existed in the first place). But it was more linear than dream logic usually is, and... dammit, it's functionally equivalent to a sex story featuring the "Leftover Soup" characters, and that's exactly what Tailsteak has asked for.

Key to this was the thing Ellen said a while back about being attracted to competence.

Jamie and Ellen were... together, in some quasi-public place. It might have been the wedding reception, which I had decided was in a hotel; there was a hotel bar involved, I know that.

And they'd... admitted they were attracted to each other?, I'm not quite sure if that was a surprise or a given or what. Ellen began leading Jamie around... I'm not sure why... and somewhere along the line she took off her clothes and was standing around in lingerie. Because they were, at this point, in the hotel lobby, just outside the bar. She... got Jamie to go into the hotel bathroom, I think? By this point, Jamie was either naked or in his underwear also, I'm not sure.

So far, normal.

Then she decided(?) that a crucial part of the pre-mating ritual was a display of competence. Before she'd do anything sexual with him, he had to impress her in a way he hadn't done before.

She told Jamie to wait in the bathroom, then went into the hotel bar (while wearing only lingerie) and asked, real seductive, if anyone wanted to go into the bathroom and impress her. And also if anyone had any handheld gaming consoles.

The bartender(?) gave Ellen the bar's official handheld gaming consoles (which I guess existed just for such occasions?), and she led some random guy into the large public bathroom with her, where Jamie was waiting (half-?)naked.

She gave Jamie and the stranger their 'portable consoles', which may have been old-school Game Boys, or possibly some kind of oneiric Game Boy / DS combination, and explained that Jamie and the stranger would have to duel for her attentions. Specifically, they would have to play "Fallout: New Vegas" on the handhelds.

[Yes, I'm well aware of why that's really not possible.]

The winner, she promised, would get... either a blowjob or a handjob, I think? Right there in the bathroom.

I've never played any of the Fallout games, or even watched them being played, so that didn't feature in the dream. What happened instead was several minutes (time is funny in dreams; I'm sure that it actually took mere seconds, and I only perceived that it lasted several minutes) of Jamie (naked) and Other Guy frantically 'playing' F:NV on their respective handhelds while Ellen (lingerie-clad) watched anxiously and lustfully.

And then a piece of my mind must have said "wait, if such a scenario were to happen, what are the odds that it would actually work?"

Something went wrong, and Jamie's game of "Fallout: New Vegas" came to an abrupt end (and yes, I know that's not how it works), to Ellen's dismay. And Ellen felt obliged to go through her end of the deal and give the stranger a handjob.

This was shown by having an outside view of the closed bathroom stall, with a big "SPLURT" symbol (icon? sound effect?) on the (panel? screen?), with Ellen being disappointed/disgusted, and Jamie being confused. And then the other guy strolled out of the bathroom, and I think there was a line of other guys waiting for their turns to challenge Jamie at "Fallout: New Vegas" and maybe win a handjob.

And then the cat nudged me until I woke up.

[Deepbluediver]

In order to view the thing, you can click this handy link, here:
http://vixenscratch-nsfw.tumblr.com/pos ... r-soup-and
Contains sex (well duh!), a lion suit, and a nymphomanic blonde (no idea who that might be).

I notice that you wrote "I realize that her relationship does not normally, from what we’ve seen, include sight-unseen sign-offs on temporary liasons". In some of the fan-art there is a picture/story about max at a convention helping nerds lose their virginity. It's even drawn by Tailsteak, though I don't recall if the original idea was his or someone else's. True Max isn't the type of person to pick up random people at the bar, but for the right cause it would seem like she definitely doesn't need all her significant others to do a meet-and-greet before signing off on the horizontal tango with someone.

[Tailsteak]

It's always a big (and kinda weird) compliment for me to hear that someone's had a dream about my comic.

Y'know, I'm kinda hoping someone does something with Empress/slutboy in the Land of Nod.

[Raptorian]

Sure, I'll write something for this. is Oct 5 our turn-in date? XD

[Alex]

I call this one Clusterfucker.