Alright, Soupheads! My birthday is October 5th. This year, it shall be my 34th. As in Rule 34.
So, to celebrate, I'm having a contest! As the rule states, there's porn of everything. So make some Leftover Soup porn! Any type will suffice - drawn, written, voice-acted, rendered, molded out of mashed potatoes, anything! Make it slightly risqué, make it hardcore, make it weird and fetishy, make it classy, make it stupid, make it funny, whatever you like!
The only rule is: it MUST be something that HASN'T been done before.
Whatever you make, link it somewhere in this thread. If it's got anything particularly nasty, do your fellow readers a favour and make sure it doesn't pop up in the thread itself, link it with an appropriate warning label. The time limit, of course, is my birthday, October 5th. I'll give everyone until midnight in the last time zone, just to be fair. Yes, you may enter as many pieces as you like, there's no limit.
And the prize?
For the top FIVE contributors, I will MAIL you something from my house. You shall receive a random collection of things, including at least one tasty edible packaged thing and at least one original physical artwork from me.
So get writing, get drawing, get mashed-potato-sculpting, you guys have one month. Excelsior!
