I've been masturbating wrong for the last eight years

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I've been masturbating wrong for the last eight years

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Something I figured out over the last two days: Involuntarily producing a small amount of colourless fluid from the penis is not actually an orgasm. That is the pre-ejaculate. You're supposed to keep going after that point.

I relate this not because I think other people will make the same mistake, but as a testament to human nature and the incredible lengths people will go to in order to be wrong.
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Your signature just makes that so much better.
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snowyowl wrote:Something I figured out over the last two days: Involuntarily producing a small amount of colourless fluid from the penis is not actually an orgasm. That is the pre-ejaculate. You're supposed to keep going after that point.

I relate this not because I think other people will make the same mistake, but as a testament to human nature and the incredible lengths people will go to in order to be wrong.
Wow. Damn, I'm sorry man. At least you found out by yourself instead of from an angry woman shouting 'What the fuck do you mean "You're done?!".' Well, enjoy making up for lost time.
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Horizon wrote:Your signature just makes that so much better.
I know, it's pretty great.
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If you don't mind me asking:

Did it never occur to you to keep going past the point you thought was the end? Cause like, there's no particular reason to stop if you don't orgasm. Maybe you just get bored sure, but every time?
At least you found out by yourself instead of from an angry woman shouting 'What the fuck do you mean "You're done?!".
How would one even be able to tell? You'd have to stop and check, and depending on the contraceptive, that could be difficult.
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Maybe because she hadn't had an orgasm yet? Unless she was giving him a blowjob.
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I'm sorry your grammar or high-school had such a poor sex education program. They actually taught us this in my sex-ed classes--to explain why a woman needs protection during all phases of intercourse, because the pre-ejaculate can get her pregnant. And this was decades ago. Has sex-ed gone backwards or disappeared or something? I thought HIV had made sex-ed more wide-spread and comprehensive in schools.

I really thought I'd reached the point where nothing could surprise me even slightly any more, but Congratulations, Dude, you managed it.

Um, thanks?
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crayzz wrote:If you don't mind me asking:

How would one even be able to tell? You'd have to stop and check, and depending on the contraceptive, that could be difficult.
LOL, I'm a woman, and a lot of us can tell, by the feel. Very often, many of us can feel a kind of pulsing from the penis at the guy's orgasm. I know I can, (and have probably had more than my fair share of simultaneous orgasms, because if things were going well, that would tend to trigger my own) and so can other women I've known.

I'm not saying all women can tell; just definitely a non-trivial number of us can. Maybe Google knows? I don't really care enough to search it.
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